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there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

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jesuschristvevo:

walk into the club like everyone put your hands in the air this is a stickup

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nostalgitorium:

if you say that you’re not sexually attracted to chinese food you’re a goddamn liar

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attractiveblogger:

id trade my skinny jeans for skinny genes

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disarmonia-mundi:

neonjustice:

When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

is this what girls fucking think about

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